Son #2: What will I eat in all the time that you're out? (note the guilt-laden statement)
Me: Didn't you just have tea 20 minutes ago?
Son #2: Yeah, but, I'm always hungry, aren't I?
I have a feeling that all the media panic surrounding the recent volcano eruption and the many people stranded has taken effect slightly closer to home. He was duly despatched to the corner shop for a loaf of bread just in case. He knows how to survive on beans on toast, egg on toast, scrambled egg on toast, toast, jam butties...