I'm sure it's not just me but in my twenty years as a parent I have never been able to clear up any of those little mysteries that seem to happen with great regularly.
- No-one, other than me, ever seems to be able to change a toilet roll
- Whenever I send someone to the corner shop, there's never any change
- I buy a roll of sellotape a week but can never find any when I need it
- Why do I look at my wrist for the time, even though I haven't worn a watch for about 12 months?