This would be the best Come Dine With Me ever. Fact.
But you would have to watch with your eyes closed.
Alan Dedicoat (the voice of The Balls)
Peter Dickson (the voice of X-Factor)
Dave Lamb (the voice of Come Dine With Me)
Marcus Bentley (the voice of Big Brother)
I will fill in for Dave Lamb as the voice-over.I'd even write my own script.
Who would be at your dream CDWM table?