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All That Glitters Is Not Gold

When my children were younger they burst forth from their classroom at the end of the day, waving indeterminable scribbles and tatty bits of paper with random items stuck to them. In fact, I’m sure that teachers save up the worst contents of their recycle bins just so they can have a giggle at our expense when we attempt to enthuse over our loved one’s latest creation,. Over the years, I became hugely experienced in the discovering what each scrawl or construction was supposed to be, learning from, but also channelling, the late, great Joyce Grenfell’s questioning technique: Now then, children. Shall we talk about this picture? Tell Mummy what you can see. My favourite part is this blue bit. Of course I can see what it is but I want you to tell me all about it… Of course the pictures deserved praise – I have to retain my Supermum title somehow – and I’m hugely adept at deciphering what my ‘talented’ children created, but here is my confession. There is no special pl...

Things I Learnt In April

* hangs head in shame * I toyed with the idea of publishing this post before I went away but it was technically still April and there was a chance I still might learn something new. Then I returned from holiday and I've been snowed under with Can't-Be-Arsed-ness since Friday. Anyway, not one to let you down, here's all the stuff I learnt in April with a little bit of "What I Learnt In Magaluf" included too. I'm now off to write out "I SHALL NOT BE LATE AGAIN" 100 times... Honesty wins the day!  We sold an old compressor on eBay - we had no idea if it worked or not and we were totally honest in the description. We received a fair price for it and an old chap came to collect it.  We received a lovely email from him and he sounded chuffed to bits with his purchase and enjoyed a bit of tinkering! I don't need knee surgery .  Yet.  I've been diagnosed with arthritis of the knee and probably shouldn't be running.  Cycling or swimming a...