Now this is a story all about how The monarchy got turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how a newborn became a Prince and an Heir In posh South London, born in bed With Kay Burley outside, voice going through my head. Will 'n' Kate expectin', acting all cool While Harry was paddlin' in the birthing pool Kate called for a midwife and when she came near She said, " Have I smudged my make-up? Fetch me a mirror! I gotta look my best, this moment is rare. I'm about to give birth to a Prince and an Heir! " The announcement came and just like a flood Onlookers made crazy in the neighbourhood. Town cryers and reporters with nowt else to say Repeated the announcement about a Prince and an Heir The world has gone mental, as it always does No name has been announced, maybe it should. Media frenzy with all of its flair Welcomes the Fresh Prince and our new He...