Typecast

Adjective loquacious Talkative or chatty, especially of persons given to excess conversation . I set my Facebook status to one of those silly "describe me in one word" type games and this was one of the descriptions I received. I must say that it suits me down to the ground given my Facebook and Twitter activity but I'm a bit embarassed by the fact that I had to look up its meaning!!

So, you're on Facebook or Twitter or an internet forum and one of your friend posts something that they believe is funny and they're quite obviously expecting a reaction but you're unsure as to whether it's quite as funny as they make out... what do you do? DILEMMA!! *insert quandry type da-da-duuuuhhh music here* Solved... you type a cheery "LOL" underneath their post and carry on with your social networking and the rest of your life. Now you're safe! You've acknowledged their post, you've made them believe that you share a sense of humour and you're not about to be dumped from their friends list for not "speaking" to them for a while. Everyone's a winner. *disclaimer* The above post does NOT count when I type "LOL" on someone's post. I only post if I think it's funny. Or something like that... *whistles nonchalantly*

The novelty has now worn off!! Once it was fun to pretend you were a check-out girl (BEEP!) and scan your own items (BEEP!). The kids enjoyed joining in (BEEP!) and hunting for the bar code, packing the bags whilst you scanned (BEEP!) the next item, then they'd feed the money into the little slot... Now, it's just another chore. There's LOADS of people in the "10 items or less" queue (some stores allow you 15 or even 20 items) trying to save time. And you can guarantee that many of these have sneaked an extra item or two into their basket. I've seen them. I've counted the items in their basket. You know who you are!!!! So I scan my items, as quickly as possible, for that is what this facility is for... speed... in and out... but some items WILL NOT SCAN, for love nor money... so you have to stand around and wait for the one assistant who works on this section to come and swipe his Card Of Power across your machine whilst all the time you are gett...

My life, my love ... where would I be without it? Lost and confused most probably!! I possess the dogs bollocks of all filofax's (in my opinion). It's an A5 Metropol Zip in black and stores everything I need to organise my life. It's big and bulky (it's a bit like me, really) but that suits me down to the ground because I have everything I need in one place - and a big zip to stop it all falling out. It also fits perfectly in my "work bag". the order of my filofax is as follows: IN THE FRONT BIT: Business cards of friends and work 3D digital image postcards for random competitions and writing to people My Parker biro IN THE MIDDLE BIT: A clear plastic pocket for stuffing receipts, stamps and stuff in Filofax post-it notes (I cannot be without these) SECTION 1: diary (week to 2-pages) with my unique colour codes (see below) SECTION 2 : personal information, ideas for blogs and writing, personal finances, library wish list, crafting notes, per...

SMILING IS INFECTIOUS YOU CATCH IT LIKE THE FLU WHEN SOMEONE SMILED AT ME TODAY I STARTED SMILING TOO I PASSED AROUND A CORNER AND SOMEONE SAW MY GRIN WHEN HE SMILED I REALISED I HAD PASSED IT ON TO HIM I THOUGHT ABOUT THE SMILE AND THEN REALISED ITS WORTH A SINGLE SMILE LIKE MINE COULD TRAVEL ROUND THE EARTH IF YOU FEEL A SMILE BEGIN DONT LEAVE IT UNDETECTED LETS START AN EPIDEMIC QUICK AND GET THE WORLD INFECTED

It's been widely reported recently that Coleen Rooney will use an NHS hospital when she eventually goes into labour (she's due this week - 24th October). Now, NHS resources are stretched at the best of times and we've all heard the horror stories about shortages of midwives/beds/equipment being available, so should people who are worth in the region of £8,000,000 (yes, that's 8 million!) be considering using already scarce sources? If they can afford a bed in a private hospital, shouldn't they be paying for it? I know the majority of us baulk at the amount of money the privileged throw at private health care but this is one instance that I, personally, don't mind. Once Ms Rooney goes into labour, the hospital in question ( The Liverpool Women's NHS Foundation Trust ) is going to be besieged by the World Press. How do you think that is going to help the day-to-day activity (including all manner of emergencies) in the hospital because we all know that t...

I’m not one for giving names to inanimate objects but I love my laptop that much that I’m considering a virtual baptism. My laptop has the beginnings of wear on the keyboard from the hours I spend tip-tapping on it, a lot of wear on the edge where my wrists rest, a burned and melted spot where a sparkler from a joint dropped on it and a smear of nail varnish where I was using it as a firm surface to rest my hand. It has to stay plugged into the mains when in use because the battery is so crap but she’s mine... all mine. I even have a special password on it so that no-one else can use it without my permission. I had a bit of a scare one evening. The kids were in bed, I had my glass of wine on my little side table and my beloved laptop on my knee. I was casually reading a gossip website when flashing colours shot across the screen. Green, blue, yellow... it was like the loading screen for a ZX Spectrum game. I stayed very still and waited. I daren’t move an inch. The flashing stopped...

Hhhhmmmm! I'm a bit lost for words, to be honest. If that had have been an attempt by one of the contestants, Simon would have ripped them to bits... Simon, it wasn't "INCREDIBLE"!!! It was crap!! I hope you watch it back later and change your opinion. It's very clear to see now why she wanted to mime. She sounded out of breath and weak. Her hat was covering her eyes for some strange reason and I wanted to pull her trousers up!! Cheryl, love, you're not P!nk and you never will be!! As part of Girls Aloud, she's a valuable member but at least she's not going to split the group up by swanning off and starting a solo career. I'll bet all of Whitney Houston's nerves disappeared whilst listening backstage... at least she's going to sound and look good after that!! EDITED TO ADD: Bloody Hell!!! Whitney was almost as bad AND she looks smashed off her face... actually, she IS smashed off her face, can hardly open her eyes, is having t...

For part-time bloggers like myself, it really grates when an established journalist, such as Jan Moir, allows personal opinion (almost ALL of it unresearched and totally untrue) and homophobia to get in the way of reporting interesting, unbiased articles. Here is the article in question - copied and pasted for your perusal - lets not drive the hit counter up any more on the Daily Mail website... CLICK HERE FOR THE ARTICLE IN FULL (via Google Docs) So, from this "article" we are to believe that gay couples should not have friends over to stay over after a night out? That 33-year old men cannot die from natural causes? That every death (suspicious or natural) of gay men should now be questioned because it's most likely to be suspicious? That Stephen Gatley was chosen to appear in Andrew Lloyd Webber's West End version of Joseph because he was famous, not because he could sing in tune? My message to Jan Moir is plain and simple. Donate whatever fee you were...

OMG Asda hahahah I nearly got killed in there!! I got to the till with 16 cans of lager, one bottle of blackcurrant and 3 bottles of wine - about £22/23 so I thought... the till racks up 29 fucking quid..... I said to the girl, "Sorry love, it shouldn't be that much - those cans were 8 for £6!!" So she buzzes the manager... the manager looks and muses, wanders over to the shelf, comes back, agrees, changes the till, charges me the right price and fucks off.... all this time I'm apologising to the queue behind me because it's usually ME who gets caught behind some numpty who'd picked the only non-bar-coded item in the whole of the shop!!! Anyway, the girl behind the till scans the blackcurrant and then presses "TOTAL".... then we hear, "oh no, she's not authorised and over-rided it!!!!", so she has to call the manager again who has to do the whole till thing again and what-not!!!.... I turned to the queue that had formed down t...