I was very sad today when I read about #twitrelief. Basically, you can bid on eBay for a celebrity to follow you on Twitter and, for the highest bidder, they will become a "friend with benefits" for a short time. They will follow you, retweet you and mention you for a whole 90 days. All proceeds to Comic Relief , naturally (yes, I've included the Comic Relief links because I'm nice like that. If you want to bid that's entirely up to you.). Whoopie-fucking-do! I think I may have turned into the "Citizen Smith" of Twitter for half an hour - Power to the Tweeters or something - because, for me, this actually take away the ethos behind twitter; the conversation and marketing platform that it has become.
... blogging my guts out