Today I Was Called A Cunt...

...and IN WRITING, from a PR company that I'm working with, which sort of makes it official, doesn't it? 

For those who don't already know (where HAVE you been?), I'm a bit of a pedant when it comes to the written word. Spelling mistakes leap off the page at me, grammatical errors make my teeth itch, txtspk - even on texts - makes me want to scratch my eyes out and I think we should all just learn to touch type properly slow down a little bit and take more care over the words we are sharing with others.

Ooohhhh deep!!   Anyway...

I'm a little disappointed that I haven't gravitated to the higher echelon of actual 'disco cunt' but it looks like my reputation precedes me and I still have something to strive for. To paraphrase the words of Mark Knopfler: 

"Wanting something is far better than having it."

Onwards and upwards. To Cuntdom...