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Things To Do Before I Turn 50

  (also known as my "TA-DA" list as opposed to a "to do" list) It was my 49th birthday a few days ago and this got me thinking. Any birthday that ends with a zero always feels a bit like milestone or a landmark and, when I hit the big "five-o" in 2022, I don't want huge parties or celebrations but I would like to have ticked a few things off my low-effort bucket list.   I see these things as a way to improve my mental and physical health, plus a few slightly off-the-wall experiences that would make for great memories.  Start running again and include the following: Lead a C25K group again  Participate in parkrun EVERY week where possible  < ongoing (now parkrun Run Director too) Visit local landmarks whilst running  Train for a long race - building up from 5k > 10k > 10 miles > half marathon, with a couple of longer trail races mixed in  Lose a lot bit of weight Post more on Instagram or give the blog a bit of a reboot < ongoing Look at

The 12 Days Of Cystmas

Here's a little festive gift from the Cysterhood to you. It's a collection of my favourite cyst-bursting videos. Hopefully there are some you've not seen before and the inclusion of a few old favourites.

We all know the tune so sing loud and proud.
*clears throat*


On the twelfth day of Cystmas this sicko sent to me


The oldest blackhead ever
No need for anaesthetic
Operation 'Kill George'
9 miles of packing
A spider bite extraction
7 beach bums clenching
6 meters of squirting
A PUS-FILLED VOLCANO
Back yard party games 
3 miles of earwax
2 crackheads squeezing
and a cyst turned fully inside out


    

    

    

    

    

    


You're welcome. Happy Cystmas!




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