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100 Words - Competition Results

The recent  "100 Words" competition , (prize: a ticket to  Cybermummy  or £100 in cash) finally came to a close.  The judges -  Her Melness ,  Mr London Street   and myself - sifted through the 26 entries and drew up a   shortlist   of 10 finalists which was published on Monday. Entrants were asked to write a letter of exactly 100 words (excluding salutation and sign-off) to anyone or anything, covering any subject.  

Radio Head

The voice in my head boomed "YOU ARE ON THE BBC.  DO NOT SWEAR.  ENGAGE BRAIN-TO-MOUTH FILTER NOW".  Sally waved her hand to let us know that she was about to introduce the show and suddenly, there I was, saying a "Good Morning" to the whole of Lancashire... and beyond, thanks to the wonders of the BBC iPlayer.

When in doubt... dance

With my clumsiness and lack of co-ordination - I can fall off a flat shoe - it is amazing that I have any rhythm and panache for dance. As a young girl I studied ballet, tap and modern dance at the local dance school.  The words " step, ball, change on the diagonal " still sends a shiver down my spine.  The room upstairs at the YMCA had a wall of mirrors, an upright piano, a row of plastic seats and windows overlooking the park with the brightly decorated wall.  The pianist was the dance teacher's mother and occasionally leapt up from the piano to show us a step sequence, frustrated that we couldn't grasp it quickly.  She taught my mother.  She always wore a swishy skirt and her feet were encased in the greek-style dance shoe.  Her daughter, our regular teacher, wore plain tracksuit bottoms a plain t-shirt and footwear appropriate to the dance class. I loved every aspect of my dancing time; the learning, the discipline, the practice, the ex...

100 Words - The Confessional

I have one of those faces that make people strike up conversation in queues; the bus stop, the post office.  I have found out about marital problems, wayward children, planned holidays.  Everything.  Here I sort of remain anonymous and it feels much the same.  I can tell you anything and I know you’re listening.   So here is my confession for this week… When I go to the hole-in-the-wall to request a balance or withdraw money I sneak a look at the receipt the previous person has left behind to see how much money they have or how overdrawn they are.

DEAR FACEBOOK, GIVE ME MY APOSTROPHE BACK NOW!

I was happily mooching around Facebook on Friday evening and noticed a Wall message from Tanya: Well, you could have knocked me down with a feather. Yes, I did used to have an apostrophe in my name. No, I didn't remove it myself.

Turkey is for life, not just for Christmas.

Sponsored Post I think that turkey gets a bit of a bad rap at times - especially as it is quite low in fat - and it seems that  Bernard Matthews Farms  agrees with me.  They have teamed up with  Marco Pierre White  to promote more inventive ways of  using turkey  in family meals.

Join The Co-operative Revolution

Sponsored Post Every year  The Co-operative  supports thousands of initiatives both in the UK and the developing world, helping people to change the world around them.  The Co-operative Group launched a TV commercial on 7th March which told the story of the Rochdale Pioneers who were the firs successful co-operative, way back in 1844.  This revolution is still going strong.