Influenced by cartoons

I'm really surprised us children of the 70's and 80's are alive.  
After all, we're all influenced by cartoons, aren't we?

I mean, this leads to refusal of healthy food, demanding chocolate cake for breakfast and bad manners...
*massive fucking eyeroll*

...whilst this created strong, independent, upstanding members of the community

Let children be children  
They grow up far too soon

Wait until they come home soaked to the waist after being dared to do a back flip off a wall into the brook at the bottom of the park or they've had to jump into the canal to rescue a football that 'blew away'.... yeah, that!