Typecast

28th July 2009 I can't really celebrate the first anniversary/birthday of Typecast because I have been blogging here since August 2003 .  Last year I made some positive moves towards realising a bit of a dream for me - to write and for people (other than myself) to read it.  I also had some life stories that I wanted to write for cathartic purposes initially but I hoped that they would help someone, somewhere.  In what respect, I am not sure - probably to show people that when it feels like your world is imploding there is always something on the other side. Ye olde blog was dusted off and I started writing.  The first piece was the story of how I became a Nana at the sprightly age of 36 which is as a good as it gets for some time... I inwardly cringe at some of the posts I wrote last year.  Some 250 posts later, here we are, a year down the line.  I've had some work published, I have a merry band of readers and followers, I have infi...

After a couple of weeks break it's time for me to join in  the  weekly Gallery  over at  Sticky Fingers .  This week's theme was 'Nature '.  This digital art Gallery is all linked at Sticky Fingers and you can see all of this weeks entries  >>> here << <

This is my naughty step and it is not a metaphorical one... this is really the bottom step of my staircase.  There haven't been many 'time-out' moments on these stairs in recent years but I'm sure that the grandchildren will rectify that in the very near future.  I'll let you admire the new carpet for a few moments and then I'll crack on.  OK? Let's get down to business.    Now, I have a "Room 101" list as long as my arm but topping it recently is AIRBRUSHING.   For years now pictures in the media have been "touched up" to ensure perfection in the glossy pages of magazines and flawless images in advertising campaigns.  At first, the public were probably unaware how much alteration was taking place until computer programmes such as Photoshop or Picasa were easily accessible and we could touch up our own pictures.  Similarly, as more and more celebrities were used for advertising purposes, it was easier to see that the person we ...

AKA: What happened in Benidorm stays in Benidorm For the first time ever on a family holiday I didn't swap full names and addresses with any of our fellow holidaymakers.   Oh you meanie I hear you grumble but let me explain.  I now know that I have full editing power over the photos that are posted on Facebook * insert evil and knowing laugh here *  

Editors note:  This is Zena's story and is the eighth in the " Cancer - Your Story " series.  Zena and myself met on a parenting forum a few years ago and immediately had a connection.  The lung condition that Zena talks about is similar to the one that my mum had and I know exactly how she feels when she is frustrated with that.  I could not believe how cruel life could be when I heard what happened next... If you are interested in sharing your story please click on the link and  contact me . Related Links : Pulmonary Fibrosis -  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulmonary_fibrosis Cancer of the vulva (additional information) -  http://www.macmillan.org.uk/Cancerinformation/Cancertypes/Vulva/Vulvalcancer.aspx Cancer Research UK -  http://www.cancerresearchuk.org/ All " Cancer - Your Story " posts Photo credit: D Sharon Pruitt -  Pink Sherbert Photography

Today's post is from  T-J Hughes  who is wife to Nick and Mum to 8yo and 6yo boys. T-J is founder and owner of  bras4mums  &  bras4all , based in Adlington, Lancashire.  Support4Women  is a general blog about family life, business life and general supportive topics for mainly women.  Over to T-J...

Today's post is from "Cherry Blossom".  Cherry Blossom is a regular eavesdropper on the conversation of stranger, hence her interest in  the   Bugged project .  This story was based on an overheard conversation.  The opening paragraph is 100% factual and the rest is pure fantasy.  This is the first time that CB has had her work 'published' so would be grateful for any feedback.   Over to Cherry Blossom...

Today's post is from Catherine.  I know Catherine from a parenting forum (where I also put a plea for guest posts) but we also live fairly close to each other in Lancashire and have met for lunch on one occasion.  Catherine is a fantastic writer with a bit of an evil streak (just ask her about the story of the plumber who was late...).   Over to Catherine...

Today's post is from Louise, who blogs over at " Defective Tykewriter " (although the blog is collecting dust once again...).  Louise is a serial procastinator, sporadic writer and is sometimes published.  She offered me a selection of poems but I've decided to print all three .   Over to Louise...

Today's post is from Alex.  Oh the power of Twitter... Prior to my urgent request for guest blog posts whilst I'm off on my jollies I had never 'spoken' to Alex.  However, thanks to a ReTweet of my request link, he offered a guest blog post after experiencing the benefits of a weeks-worth of guest posting over at his own blog - RAF Airman .  Yes, you read that right... a real-life soldier leapt to my rescue!! You can also catch Alex on Twitter as @RAFairman .   Over to Alex...

Today's post is from Paula whom I know firstly from Twitter (she tweets as @PaulaMaher ) and the #FridayTwiz (I think we originally discovered each other through the #followfriday recommendations) and secondly from her blog - Dipping My Toe In .   I've posted this today as I think it links in really well to Jenny's post from earlier.  Over to Paula...

Today's post is from Jenny who is one of my fellow "parent bloggers".  Jenny is a fairly new mum and appears to be planning ahead.  You can find Jenny on her blog at Mummy Mishaps or on Twitter as @JennyPaulin .  This is the first of two posts today (Paula's will be posted later) as I think they link in great together.   Over to Jenny...

Today's post is from Julia.  Myself and Julia hover on the precipice of "Mummy Blogging" - we are indeed mothers, but our children are older now, we like to think we are wiser and, of course, we are here to share our wisdom.  Julia has this in spades - she is a retired (but not retiring) headteacher  who blogs over at " What Will Julia Do Next " where she shares tales of her life as a headteacher and life now (she also tweets as @JfB57 )   Over to Julia...

Today's post is from Craig.  I "met" Craig online many years ago on a website/forum called 80s Nostalgia .  He has since attempted to gain control of the world via various online projects - his current one being Giggl - and has more than one Twitter account - (personal) @anothercraig  and (the fairly egotistical and very funny project) @MoreFamousThan .  Over to Craig...

Today's post is from Carole.  Her tattoos are AMAZING and I am very jealous.  As she tells the story of her tattoos, have a look a the picture of the tattoo that incorporates her daughters name.  Just WOW!!  Carole is an chaotic ex-pat, currently living in Japan but is hoping to move back to Europe in the near future.  She blogs about her time in Japan over at  Japanory  and also works for the Fairies by running their personalised gift shop website called  Dear Fairies .  She is also available for freelance writing work.  Over to Carole...

Today's post is from Steve.  Our acquaintance is an odd story.  As you will see from my sidebar, there is a link to the Bad Mother's Club . Steve's daughter and wife both frequent the forum there and he dropped in one night when we were having a bit of a music session (YouTube links a-plenty).  Steve often reads my blog and sends little critiques over by email - it's always great to hear honest opinions from my readers.  Steve doesn't have a blog and professes not to write either - I think this "first attempt" at flash fiction is pretty darn good, to be honest.   Over to Steve...

Today's post is from Garry who I know through the "Parent Blogging" network that has sprung up over the past few months.   Garry blogs at " Blog Up North " and invades Twitter as  @HimUpNorth .   Over to Garry...

Today's post is from Catherine who normally blogs at Baby Genie and can be found on Twitter as @Baby_Genie .  Catherine has put together this very funny (but very true) piece about the things that you are rarely told about Motherhood.  Over to Catherine...

Today's post is from Maggy.  I saw one of Maggy's craft vlog's on her website a while back and loved it.  I've persuaded her to share it again here so that we can all make these gift bags.  All you need is an old magazine or comic and a glue stick!  If you have any questions then you can find Maggy on Twitter at @RedTedArt .  Over to Maggy...

Today's post is from Andy - one of the teenage blogging crew - and he  blogs  and  tweets  as "Captain Croc".  Andy and I have sort of bumped into each other on Twitter but I've recently found out that he participates in the Gallery each week at  Sticky Fingers .   Over to Andy...

Today's post is from Susie who I know through the "Parent Blogging" network that has sprung up over the past few months.  Susie writes about positive thinking over on her blog   New Day, New Lesson   (check out her " Kindness Club " posts) and is also on  Twitter -  @NewDayNewLesson .  Over to Susie...

Editors note:  This has been sent in by 'Modern Dilemma'  and is the seventh in a series that I have called " Cancer - Your Story ".  If you are interested in sharing your story please click on the link and  contact me . Related Links : @ModernDilemma (Twitter) The Curse of the Modern Dilemma (Blog) This story originally appeared on  MD's blog  in March 2010 Cancer Research UK -  http://www.cancerresearchuk.org/ All " Cancer - Your Story " posts Photo credit: D Sharon Pruitt -  Pink Sherbert Photography

Today's post is from Karen Davies, founder and Director of Be Fabulous .  She is also available on Twitter as @BeFabulous .   Over to Karen...

My first guest post is from Bill - also known as @ShoutyDad and has a blog of the same name .  Bill is a parent blogger but recently I seem to have discussed nothing but his inability to install Disqus on his blog (he blames everything but himself).  However, he also assures me that he has five children, ranging in age from 2 to 22, he can occasionally remember their names, unless he is cross and then he just shouts random names at the wrong child - and then they laugh at him.  I have chosen to start the holiday guest posts with this one because of relevance to my absence (although I'm not quite the virgin traveller).  Over to Bill...

I came home yesterday with a carrier bag.  Inside that carrier bag was some wrapping paper and a birthday card for my husband (for today) from the boys and one from me.   The one from the boys was your bog-standard card, blue in colour, very safe... the one from me was great.  It had a picture of a golden labrador on the front, sniffing at some knickers on a washing line, with the caption: SNIFFER DOG REX THOUGHT HE COULD SMELL SOME CRACK

I'm off on my jollies to Spain tomorrow (hooray!!).  Because I love my blog very much and appreciate the readership that I've built up, I requested some guest posts so that you had something to read each day.  I never expected the response that I've received.  I've had posts from people from all walks of life, using every subject matter that you can think of.  I am astounded by the generosity from the community that I am a proud to be a part of.   There are also two "Cancer - Your Story" posts due - you can see those on the schedule too.

I am good at making lists - that's a given.  However, I now have so many lists that I'm making a list of the whereabouts of all the lists....

Toast.  It is the dogs-bollocks of all snacks.  Quick, easy, handy, amazing.  My bread of choice this week is brown bread (with unsalted Lurpak) but there are so many alternatives, including my home-made raisin bread * dribble * 

WOOHOO! I'm off for a two-week holiday - we booked it, we're packing now and we're f*cking off on Thursday. However, I don't want to abandon my blog completely.  The poor thing gets a bit of a complex if ignored for a couple of days so I would like some guest posts please.

Do you remember the blog post I wrote where I was going to attempt running  to keep fit using the Couch To 5K method?  Well, I did two-and-a-half weeks worth of the plan and increased my time to 17.5 minutes (yay me * small pat on the back *) however, each time I ran I had excruciating pains in my shins, tight calf muscles for the following day and cramps in my right foot.

Today, I have a guest post from Tamsin Oxford, one of the team of writers at Playpennies - a UK Parenting website with top tips, money saving posts and great snippets of news.  In return I have written a little piece for them on Healthy Lunch Boxes on a Budget which you may find useful for picnics over the summer holiday or when the new school term starts in September.  So, over to Tamsin who, I'm sure, will have some handy hints to help us save some pennies over the next few months...

Oh dear!  You'd think after all this time of being a parent, I'd have even the most basic of First Aid kits in the house, wouldn't you? * ahem * Not so!